- My dad: Oh my gosh that actress looks like that lady that's always in Tim Burton's movies
- Me: Helena Bonham Carter?
- My dad: Yeah that chick you see her all the time in his movies like when do we get a new actress to play the female character
- Me: Maybe it's cause she's his wife
- My dad: WHAT SHE'S HIS WIFE NO WAY *frantically runs to a computer to Google it*
